Funny Stock Photos That Are Totally Baffling Best Life
Stock photo websites are both a blessing and a curse. When you know how to use them, these photo databases are wonderful resources filled with images that help illustrate points and bring words to life. Without the proper search terms, though, all you're ever going to find on stock sites are crazy cat images, puzzling Photoshop jobs, and one-of-a-kind couplings. Herein, we've rounded up some funny stock photos that are as baffling as they are brilliant.
Nothing says "Don't mess with me" like a loaded gun next to a plate of chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk.
'Tis the season to… destroy the planet?
All I need in this life of sin is a cigar and a chicken.
Stock photos are all about representing people of all walks of life—mimes included. Whether performers actually wear their faces to the dentist, though, is up for debate. (Any mimes care to weigh in?)
If creating weird stock photos was an Olympic sport, then the mastermind behind this one would probably win a gold medal. Seriously, though, what was going through this person's mind when they decided to put a dog's head on a tree frog's body?
She said yes!
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the… train tracks?
New LinkedIn profile picture? If anything, the giant elephant in the background will encourage recruiters to reach out and ask questions.
Rusty nails on a slice of white bread. What a classic combo!
Why would you need an umbrella when you're already submerged in water? Also, if you're about to freeze to death in a frigid lake, should your priority really be petting a dog?
Say what you will about this confusing and weird stock photo, but the creator of it really has the details down pat. The cat pretending to be Rose is even wearing the signature Titanic Heart of the Ocean necklace!
Next time, this guy might want to try hiding behind a photo of his face that isn't framed.
Naturally, this businessman's reaction upon being kidnapped and held at both knifepoint and gunpoint is to smile. Makes sense.
According to Shutterstock, cyber humans are big fans of corn on the cob!
Apparently this woman's last wish before she was choked to death was to have a thirst-quenching glass of orange juice. Weird request, but OK.
This is not what Vogue meant when they said that you should start wearing more power outfits.
Do cacti even have a smell?
We will give this man credit where credit's due: Though he's weird, at least he does seem to care about the environment!
There is literally a fork sitting on this plate of spaghetti—and yet, this (puzzlingly shirtless) man would prefer to just eat his pasta by the handful.
Nothing soothes the soul and eases the mind quite like practicing yoga in a creepy basement while wearing bubble wrap.
Apparently, working in the lab can get very lonely.
In what context would someone need this bizarre stock photo of a young woman with a pot over her head?
If this is the look that the car wash employee is giving you while he cleans your car, then you should probably just call an Uber home and start shopping for a new vehicle.
Waste not, want not!
What, you've never seen a unicorn fly commercial before?
Can't call it a bathroom break if you're still working in the washroom!
While most kids in middle school were learning how to play the cello or violin, this class clown was mastering the art of the keyboard.
He may be dressed like a Wright brother, but everything else about this watermelon fan is seriously wrong.
Perhaps the most puzzling thing about this photo is the fact that the mannequin head has glasses. Does she… does she need them?
Suddenly the man-and-mannequin love affair doesn't seem all that weird. Funny stock photos never cease to amaze us.
Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince. Other times your frog and your prince are the same, uh, amphibian.
This stock photo gives a whole new meaning to "big mouth."
It looks like somebody needs a catnap!
Everyone has their own unique way of celebrating Easter. This older couple's methods are just a little bit more… unconventional.
Certain funny stock photos we could maybe, maybe see people using, but this? Probably not.
Nothing to see here, folks. Just a totally normal photo of a little boy posing with his hairless cat.
Who can afford backyard space in the city, anyway?
We can understand getting frustrated with technology, but biting and/or trying to eat a keyboard might be taking it just a little too far.
Cactus is actually a delicious staple in certain cuisines. However, the plant is typically first cooked and shed of its prickly exterior before being eaten.
There are so many problems with this weird stock photo. First of all, who gives their cat chocolate ice cream? Secondly, who looks this upset when they're eating chocolate ice cream?
A stock photo of a man sick in bed might actually be useful for some publications! But a photo of a man sick in bed while holding his cat? Yeah, not so much.
This honestly just looks like someone trying to do the Thriller dance while lying down in an empty bathtub.
Put the teddy bear down and nobody has to get hurt!
Having a mannequin in your garden is weird. Having a mannequin in your garden that's stabbed silly with knives is weirder.
This photo is as cruel as it is confusing. Are you seriously going to bury a man under the scorching sun and then leave a bottle of water within his line of sight that he can't drink?! Savage.
Ah, to live in Neverland.
There's truly no context that could make this photo of a woman singing into an eggplant any less confusing.
This weird stock photo caters to a very niche audience of writers who are penning stories on invisible men, walking in the rain, using umbrellas that don't actually work.
You have a lollipop right there! Why do you need to lick the glass!
To finish off our list of funny stock photos, we'll leave you with this person planking in a rather odd place. And for more laughs, check out these 17 Hilarious Photos of Terrible Airplane Passenger Behavior.
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